And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15899. | karma (alldowncrazy) | 86.29 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
| 15900. | Jeremy (mises) | 86.29 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15901. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 86.29 | 96.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 15902. | Capricorn (mangosquirrel) | 86.29 | 95% | 2014-12-18 |
| 15903. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 86.28 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 15904. | Teja (dhteja) | 86.28 | 92% | 2013-09-28 |
| 15905. | Blake (skidaddle) | 86.28 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 15906. | Yekta (yekta95) | 86.28 | 90% | 2013-02-22 |
| 15907. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 86.28 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 15908. | Samandar1 (samandar1) | 86.28 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15909. | Leon (roachboysen) | 86.28 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 15910. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 86.28 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 15911. | Ryan (rjg_cms) | 86.28 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 15912. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 86.28 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 15913. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 86.27 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 15914. | EdJr (edjr) | 86.27 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 15915. | David (alittleslow) | 86.26 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 15916. | Aman (amanpc109) | 86.26 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15917. | Dennis (dentr521) | 86.26 | 90% | 2016-11-27 |
| 15918. | Laimonas (lifevsdeath) | 86.26 | 97% | 2012-11-28 |
| 15919. | Erick (strosekd) | 86.26 | 95% | 2014-09-04 |
| 15920. | james (awesome4aces115) | 86.26 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 15921. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 86.26 | 98% | 2013-06-05 |
| 15922. | Annie (annie__101) | 86.25 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 15923. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 86.25 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 15924. | Lachlan (thewindtornado) | 86.25 | 94% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15925. | Gayan (gayan) | 86.25 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 15926. | Matthew (twixinator) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 15927. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 86.25 | 98% | 2015-01-11 |
| 15928. | Victoria (talyarin) | 86.25 | 92% | 2014-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |