So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29586. | tech (techyescountry) | 53.74 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 29587. | Alex (darkalexwang) | 53.74 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 29588. | gearrrewf (gerardgb) | 53.74 | 85% | 2017-02-08 |
| 29589. | Dhany (valdan) | 53.74 | 92% | 2011-05-18 |
| 29590. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 53.74 | 97% | 2013-03-13 |
| 29591. | Ana (madtypercat) | 53.73 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 29592. | james (jbeatty) | 53.73 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 29593. | Ahmed (ahmed_salama) | 53.73 | 89% | 2012-03-26 |
| 29594. | James (anhotep) | 53.73 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 29595. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 53.72 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 29596. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 53.72 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 29597. | Alexander (alexkingen) | 53.72 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 29598. | Liran (lirux) | 53.72 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 29599. | alger (decide) | 53.72 | 89% | 2012-10-13 |
| 29600. | s'gettifingers (spaghetti_f... | 53.71 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 29601. | superultimate23 (superultim... | 53.71 | 94% | 2021-09-13 |
| 29602. | ahmed (donkeybreath) | 53.70 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 29603. | upsilon (upsilonster) | 53.70 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 29604. | Real (strongly_typed_real) | 53.70 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 29605. | Nahush (nahush28) | 53.70 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29606. | XGRAPHIC (xgraphic) | 53.70 | 95% | 2021-06-26 |
| 29607. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 53.70 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 29608. | Jairaj (jairaj69) | 53.69 | 93% | 2022-12-20 |
| 29609. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 53.69 | 97.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29610. | cayorne (cayorne) | 53.69 | 92% | 2017-10-18 |
| 29611. | Tiku (tiku888) | 53.69 | 94.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 29612. | Davis (icaroos) | 53.69 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 29613. | Velvet (finalaeon123) | 53.68 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
| 29614. | Roman (religer) | 53.68 | 94% | 2014-09-27 |
| 29615. | Someone (paglagayok1999) | 53.68 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |