I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1916. | (usloppyuwu) | 120.67 | 97% | 2025-07-29 |
| 1917. | slow (arining42) | 120.67 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1918. | Nexus (popcornman) | 120.67 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1919. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 120.66 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1920. | Andreas Vida (johnbonham) | 120.66 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1921. | (puraac) | 120.62 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 1922. | Navi (ivankath) | 120.60 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 1923. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 120.60 | 96.6% | 2024-04-12 |
| 1924. | Nathaniel (nvolfango) | 120.60 | 97% | 2020-12-25 |
| 1925. | Al (quicksilver95) | 120.57 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 1926. | Filip (swizziie) | 120.56 | 99% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1927. | (qburi) | 120.55 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1928. | Tamás (tamas) | 120.53 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 1929. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 120.53 | 100% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1930. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 120.52 | 99% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1931. | dai (introspect) | 120.51 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1932. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 120.50 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1933. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 120.50 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 1934. | Djordje (djo666) | 120.50 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 1935. | Haxagon (haxagonism) | 120.48 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1936. | Salmonax (salmonax) | 120.47 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 1937. | some dude (medio02) | 120.47 | 99% | 2024-03-08 |
| 1938. | Illicit (wwu015) | 120.47 | 99% | 2025-02-08 |
| 1939. | Kai (kkai8) | 120.46 | 98.7% | 2024-12-13 |
| 1940. | ♿ (n1doking) | 120.46 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1941. | MINH (shinmyou) | 120.44 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 1942. | Paul (___paul___) | 120.42 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 1943. | Sienna (sfdragon) | 120.42 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 1944. | Lorenzo (lorzenzo) | 120.41 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 1945. | Sai (saichikine) | 120.40 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |