The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too much of it, not being used to being the only person there. And I wandered through the house like a little boy lost at the mall, and an astronaut could've seen the hunger in my eyes from space.
—from Woke Up New, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 14, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14390. | Liam (liam_701) | 81.66 | 95% | 2019-08-10 |
| 14391. | arstdhneio (colemak_arst) | 81.66 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14392. | Dirivial (alcade) | 81.66 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 14393. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 81.66 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 14394. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 81.66 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 14395. | Bartek (shooterek) | 81.66 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14396. | Sudhan (soupdan) | 81.66 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 14397. | Georges (w0lf361) | 81.65 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14398. | Turtleawe (myfpsaimsucks) | 81.65 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 14399. | Bob (bobgolf) | 81.65 | 99% | 2017-05-29 |
| 14400. | Leeland (landsurge) | 81.65 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 14401. | cius (cius1) | 81.64 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14402. | Lawrence (thunder_drain) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14403. | pipetogrep (pipetogrep) | 81.64 | 97.9% | 2024-11-16 |
| 14404. | TKamo (tkamo) | 81.64 | 100% | 2022-04-20 |
| 14405. | Søren (sigurd4p2) | 81.63 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 14406. | Jake (superduperjake2) | 81.62 | 98.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14407. | Marco (oblq) | 81.62 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 14408. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 81.62 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 14409. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 81.62 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14410. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 81.62 | 97.8% | 2025-02-09 |
| 14411. | Cullen (thenoticeduser) | 81.61 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 14412. | Russell (redsnake02) | 81.61 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 14413. | You (lokimonsta) | 81.61 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 14414. | Arnold (violescence) | 81.61 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 14415. | Harrison (kyeuko) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 14416. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 81.59 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14417. | Matthew Kholodilin (mattkhol) | 81.59 | 95.2% | 2024-08-13 |
| 14418. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14419. | Crudux-Crue (raman_rr) | 81.59 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,718 | 87.60 | January 14, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 112 | 92.74 | December 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 98.84 | September 30, 2022 |