The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16794. | Banga (rockyt) | 87.87 | 96% | 2014-11-05 |
| 16795. | Jeld (jeld) | 87.87 | 95% | 2016-09-22 |
| 16796. | D (ereda) | 87.87 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| 16797. | Rasdeyl (redx0120) | 87.86 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 16798. | Zerond (zerond) | 87.86 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 16799. | ssopm777 (ssopm777) | 87.86 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16800. | Peaky (x101) | 87.86 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 16801. | Alex (hirage) | 87.86 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 16802. | Mike (qb1222090) | 87.85 | 92% | 2017-04-03 |
| 16803. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 87.85 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 16804. | Jensen (xsoje) | 87.85 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 16805. | aslfdafl (weedeigo) | 87.85 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 16806. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 87.85 | 98% | 2012-06-28 |
| 16807. | Luke (laaa) | 87.85 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 16808. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 87.85 | 92% | 2016-02-22 |
| 16809. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 87.85 | 97% | 2011-10-17 |
| 16810. | Luis (regneva17) | 87.84 | 99% | 2020-03-20 |
| 16811. | K (strongballs) | 87.84 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 16812. | fake (fasterthanc) | 87.84 | 98% | 2015-08-19 |
| 16813. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 87.84 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 16814. | Deadly (deadlypliers) | 87.83 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 16815. | Evan (xtremeelectrix) | 87.83 | 95.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 16816. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 87.83 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 16817. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 87.83 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 16818. | Ken (kenleung) | 87.83 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 16819. | Gloomshadow (gloomshadow) | 87.82 | 91% | 2012-03-11 |
| 16820. | Khoi (khoile9) | 87.82 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 16821. | Vincent (ryyzq) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-02-14 |
| 16822. | Raymond (raymonds) | 87.82 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 16823. | Piotr (pmurach) | 87.82 | 98% | 2014-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |