So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9116. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 87.50 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9117. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 87.50 | 91% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9118. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 9119. | Sherlock (caramel1995) | 87.49 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 9120. | megan (monchaton) | 87.49 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 9121. | marshkie (marshkie) | 87.49 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 9122. | Durian (fatkid69) | 87.48 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9123. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 87.48 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9124. | Michelle (ishanyx) | 87.48 | 89% | 2013-01-17 |
| 9125. | Tran (mysti2828) | 87.48 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 9126. | Huy (phidao) | 87.48 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 9127. | Brandon (zerra) | 87.48 | 96% | 2015-01-24 |
| 9128. | Stallll (qweqwtkwllp) | 87.47 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9129. | Duc (sheva370) | 87.47 | 91% | 2012-01-15 |
| 9130. | Yash (yash891) | 87.47 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 9131. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 87.47 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 9132. | Damian (strolen) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 9133. | Pavel (lmperius) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9134. | John (been58) | 87.46 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9135. | Ashley (huangash) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 9136. | j (jjsiracha) | 87.45 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9137. | Nope (mrgordita) | 87.45 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 9138. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9139. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 87.45 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 9140. | Artem (gushinartem) | 87.44 | 95% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9141. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 87.44 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
| 9142. | いつき (huywee) | 87.44 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9143. | Gartz (gartz) | 87.44 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 9144. | Chris (sirctseb) | 87.44 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 9145. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 87.44 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |