The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6793. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 53.30 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 6794. | Ian (imalerich_dvorak) | 53.30 | 90% | 2016-02-25 |
| 6795. | cyril (cyril200x) | 53.30 | 92% | 2012-12-25 |
| 6796. | Abu (abusadat) | 53.30 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 6797. | Abhi (abhishekgouhar) | 53.30 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 6798. | Eric (cire25) | 53.29 | 93% | 2014-08-28 |
| 6799. | Adam (adakam12) | 53.29 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 6800. | Princess Myshkina (princes... | 53.28 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 6801. | David Lagan (lambert99) | 53.28 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 6802. | solitairemaster467 (solitai... | 53.28 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 6803. | batibot (cloners) | 53.28 | 90% | 2016-08-09 |
| 6804. | öznur (oznur) | 53.28 | 95% | 2015-03-24 |
| 6805. | Rouslan (rouslan) | 53.27 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 6806. | Izzah (i33ah) | 53.27 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6807. | Yolanda (yhilario) | 53.27 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 6808. | stratos (stratosss) | 53.27 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 6809. | dire (direlord) | 53.26 | 94% | 2023-08-18 |
| 6810. | harrison (stringy_cheese) | 53.26 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 6811. | Chinsetgel (chinsetgel_mgl_3) | 53.26 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6812. | Juan (sheinlord) | 53.26 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
| 6813. | Michal (sedmilhar) | 53.25 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 6814. | Adrian (zephanin) | 53.25 | 92% | 2013-12-09 |
| 6815. | Asoma (asoma) | 53.24 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 6816. | Anson (a_c_) | 53.24 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 6817. | sd (yoyoyou) | 53.24 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 6818. | Dan Philip (vandan) | 53.24 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 6819. | Morningstar (morningstarxua... | 53.24 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| 6820. | Topac (9topac) | 53.23 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 6821. | jx (jxxxxxx) | 53.23 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 6822. | Felix (felixthe77) | 53.23 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |