So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3976. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 103.02 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 3977. | Norferzlo (norfer) | 103.02 | 96% | 2013-11-29 |
| 3978. | Martin (martinthebest) | 103.01 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3979. | Emilie (svitkona) | 103.00 | 95% | 2015-04-19 |
| 3980. | Jax (xxjaxxx) | 103.00 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 3981. | Dave (almitydave) | 103.00 | 99% | 2014-10-03 |
| 3982. | Zilvinas (zilvinas) | 102.99 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 3983. | Zac (codename1234) | 102.98 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 3984. | Imran (imranbashirseo) | 102.97 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 3985. | Otto (ottozhen) | 102.97 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3986. | John Carlo (krnz) | 102.97 | 95% | 2014-10-31 |
| 3987. | index finger spacebar user ... | 102.97 | 99% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3988. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 102.96 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 3989. | euro2017 (euro20179) | 102.96 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 3990. | Miles (milesgendreau) | 102.96 | 98.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3991. | ayaka (ayaka) | 102.95 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 3992. | SCM (smusson) | 102.92 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3993. | typer1 (stringtype) | 102.92 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 3994. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 102.91 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 3995. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 102.91 | 99% | 2014-08-25 |
| 3996. | Mike (tpxer) | 102.91 | 96% | 2013-03-09 |
| 3997. | Dre (goobird) | 102.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 3998. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 102.90 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 3999. | Terraa (rekinetics) | 102.89 | 99% | 2012-12-23 |
| 4000. | Devota (devota) | 102.87 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 4001. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 102.87 | 94% | 2014-02-23 |
| 4002. | Blitz (athul) | 102.87 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 4003. | Brian (briansunn) | 102.86 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4004. | Miquel (vicboy) | 102.86 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 4005. | Johann (slowhands99) | 102.86 | 98% | 2017-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |