So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13929. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 13930. | chinh (chinhndt) | 78.18 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 13931. | Kylee (cheyna) | 78.18 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 13932. | Kieffer J. (devilsdash) | 78.17 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 13933. | radiant (radiant98) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 13934. | Hong Kong Independence (hon... | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13935. | Gegug (gegug) | 78.17 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13936. | Ryan (rahzero) | 78.17 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 13937. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 78.16 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 13938. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 78.16 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 13939. | Beth (beth16123) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 13940. | Benjin (benjin7) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 13941. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13942. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13943. | Christian (fcheddar) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13944. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 78.16 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13945. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 78.15 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
| 13946. | James (jimmyt50) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13947. | Luan (stringfever) | 78.15 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 13948. | Robin (topracer) | 78.15 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 13949. | Kyori (dragbolter) | 78.15 | 86% | 2016-09-23 |
| 13950. | firefly (firef1y) | 78.15 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
| 13951. | Vald (valdik) | 78.15 | 100% | 2015-08-29 |
| 13952. | Bojack (bojack1) | 78.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13953. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13954. | mqyg (mqyg) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13955. | Diet (x71n) | 78.13 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 13956. | Stas (tracersm) | 78.13 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13957. | sylo (syllogismos) | 78.13 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 13958. | Brandon (branscor) | 78.12 | 95% | 2015-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |