I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11571. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11572. | Ceb (cebahoy) | 82.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 11573. | sirius (sirius86) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11574. | orangetotoro (orangetotoro) | 82.43 | 99% | 2024-10-20 |
| 11575. | Ethan (teamcelibacy12) | 82.43 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 11576. | Serdulan (serludan) | 82.43 | 97.5% | 2025-03-03 |
| 11577. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 82.43 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11578. | jacob (iljain) | 82.43 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11579. | Marcus (cytokinestorm) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11580. | Trevor (sehguh) | 82.42 | 95.8% | 2024-06-10 |
| 11581. | clgq (clgq) | 82.42 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 11582. | ISAN (isanol) | 82.42 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11583. | Vitali (vit_kuz) | 82.41 | 100% | 2022-07-12 |
| 11584. | Nikhil (nik9) | 82.41 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11585. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 82.41 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11586. | Sondr (pngstr) | 82.41 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11587. | Christopher Tran (christoph... | 82.40 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
| 11588. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 11589. | Halo (halo06) | 82.40 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 11590. | John (johnpaulwb) | 82.40 | 96.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11591. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 82.40 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11592. | atoi (atoi) | 82.40 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11593. | Silversting (silversting) | 82.39 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 11594. | Oscar (shadeful) | 82.38 | 96% | 2025-02-26 |
| 11595. | illeagle (illeagle) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11596. | aloe (aloeveraplants) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 11597. | Sangga (chemicalchaos291) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11598. | Avishkar (avishcold) | 82.36 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 11599. | Vengence99 (vengence99) | 82.36 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11600. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 82.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |