I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2560. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2561. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2562. | Atem (siratem) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 2563. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2564. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2565. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2566. | McFlurry (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2567. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2568. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2569. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2570. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2571. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2572. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 2573. | Eksde (luckyzxd) | 78.02 | 96% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2574. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2575. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2576. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 77.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2577. | Stretch (strezetch) | 77.95 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2578. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 77.94 | 96.5% | 2023-07-05 |
| 2579. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 77.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2580. | nathan (chillyproductions) | 77.92 | 96% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2581. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2582. | Sint (sint11) | 77.88 | 96.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2583. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 77.87 | 96.9% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2584. | garlicc (bbert17) | 77.85 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2585. | Shivam (exergo) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2586. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 96.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2587. | Brady (bradymoller) | 77.78 | 93.2% | 2025-06-04 |
| 2588. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2589. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 77.72 | 97.8% | 2024-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |