I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3047. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 3048. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 3049. | McFlurry (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 3050. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3051. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3052. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3053. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3054. | Connor (asteroidgaming3) | 78.08 | 95% | 2026-01-20 |
| 3055. | Houndzkie (houndzkie) | 78.06 | 96% | 2026-01-14 |
| 3056. | Reyan (reyanman) | 78.05 | 95% | 2026-01-06 |
| 3057. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3058. | (luckyzxd) | 78.02 | 96.4% | 2024-10-08 |
| 3059. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 3060. | brot (brots) | 78.00 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 3061. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
| 3062. | Niki Bleszák (nikkentyu) | 77.98 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 3063. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 77.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 3064. | Stretch (strezetch) | 77.95 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 3065. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 77.95 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 3066. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 77.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3067. | nathan (chillyproductions) | 77.92 | 96% | 2024-10-24 |
| 3068. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 3069. | Sint (sint11) | 77.88 | 96.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 3070. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 77.87 | 96.9% | 2024-10-30 |
| 3071. | tysoony (tysoony) | 77.84 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 3072. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 77.80 | 97% | 2026-05-11 |
| 3073. | Shivam (exergo) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3074. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 96.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 3075. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3076. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 77.72 | 97.8% | 2024-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |