So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10285. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 84.92 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 10286. | Krishna (krisis) | 84.92 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 10287. | d (drchocopops) | 84.92 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 10288. | Andrew (nullname) | 84.92 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 10289. | Katie (katielemaster) | 84.91 | 92% | 2011-09-08 |
| 10290. | Chris (chris20032000) | 84.91 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 10291. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 84.91 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 10292. | alpha (alphawoman) | 84.91 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10293. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 84.91 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 10294. | Improve (concentrate_on_speed) | 84.91 | 98% | 2012-05-27 |
| 10295. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 84.91 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 10296. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 84.91 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| 10297. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 84.91 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 10298. | cr0w (krussell) | 84.90 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 10299. | Bogdan (zeljio) | 84.90 | 97% | 2014-10-06 |
| 10300. | kimmy (kimmyl11) | 84.90 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 10301. | Ethan (9139132) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 10302. | Allen (allen11235) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 10303. | Streyt (streyt) | 84.89 | 97% | 2011-07-03 |
| 10304. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 84.89 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 10305. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 10306. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10307. | (naturaladoption) | 84.87 | 97.5% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10308. | Jenny (jen_120) | 84.87 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 10309. | Chisa (chisa) | 84.87 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 10310. | Dancing (dancingdogs) | 84.86 | 93% | 2012-10-06 |
| 10311. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 84.86 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10312. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 84.86 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10313. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 84.86 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10314. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 84.86 | 91% | 2015-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |