I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3398. | AzaD (mirazad) | 72.44 | 95% | 2025-08-06 |
| 3399. | Puneet kumar (puneetkumar) | 72.43 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 3400. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3401. | Alexander (1snerek_saurus) | 72.41 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 3402. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3403. | cubus (cubscubs) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 3404. | GlaxierVex (glaxiervex2101) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3405. | Galngam (galngam) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 3406. | AMSAY (amsay) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3407. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 3408. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 3409. | pk (pikruse) | 72.30 | 97% | 2025-08-20 |
| 3410. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97.3% | 2023-08-12 |
| 3411. | Alex (alexklaus) | 72.24 | 97% | 2026-03-08 |
| 3412. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 72.19 | 93.8% | 2023-05-30 |
| 3413. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3414. | Isaac (stretchysilver) | 72.16 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 3415. | Sopapollo (abanico) | 72.14 | 95% | 2025-11-26 |
| 3416. | Manu (manuruz) | 72.14 | 95% | 2024-06-04 |
| 3417. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 95.6% | 2023-07-20 |
| 3418. | DongJuan (dongjuan) | 72.09 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3419. | Vagg (vaggy) | 72.08 | 97% | 2026-05-04 |
| 3420. | quippy48 (quippy48) | 72.08 | 97% | 2025-12-03 |
| 3421. | CB04 (cb04) | 72.04 | 95.7% | 2024-06-29 |
| 3422. | Max Xie (alien13) | 72.02 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 3423. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3424. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 71.97 | 95.8% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3425. | milan777 (milan888) | 71.95 | 93.8% | 2024-05-10 |
| 3426. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3427. | SW3P (itsswep) | 71.94 | 95% | 2024-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |