I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10024. | seuu (minwastaken) | 86.30 | 95.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 10025. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 86.30 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 10026. | Alex (hjackred) | 86.29 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 10027. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 86.29 | 95.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 10028. | David (chronic_cross) | 86.29 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 10029. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 86.28 | 93% | 2017-02-21 |
| 10030. | IronAgate (ironagate) | 86.28 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 10031. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 86.28 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 10032. | Mashallah (mashallahh) | 86.27 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 10033. | Luke (qerl) | 86.26 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10034. | Achilees (achilees) | 86.25 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 10035. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 86.25 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10036. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 86.25 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 10037. | [ ] (v1sceral) | 86.25 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10038. | Kai (leavelux) | 86.25 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 10039. | Mingsta (mingstamingsta) | 86.25 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 10040. | Daniel (howl24) | 86.24 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 10041. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 86.24 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10042. | corvin (corvinweeeee) | 86.23 | 95.7% | 2025-04-14 |
| 10043. | sebastian (sebas0824) | 86.23 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 10044. | Bryan (hail2u) | 86.23 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 10045. | The Rainbow Dragon (broadwa... | 86.23 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 10046. | Justin (jxstin_a) | 86.23 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 10047. | antiphon (goodmania) | 86.23 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 10048. | Jon (yaz324) | 86.23 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 10049. | lillith (watafromboris) | 86.22 | 97% | 2025-05-25 |
| 10050. | Gai (gai820407) | 86.22 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 10051. | Merrick (skmq) | 86.22 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 10052. | Kisara (rock125zz) | 86.22 | 96% | 2019-08-21 |
| 10053. | Stefan (stefan_krgovic) | 86.21 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |