The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5779. | thomp (thompson139) | 99.95 | 97% | 2017-06-17 |
| 5780. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 99.95 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
| 5781. | Philip (lindeman) | 99.95 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5782. | ..... (ccc0713) | 99.94 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5783. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 99.94 | 98.2% | 2023-07-31 |
| 5784. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 99.94 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 5785. | Broxigar (nihaodavy) | 99.94 | 87% | 2012-01-30 |
| 5786. | Jerry (woodiep) | 99.93 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5787. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 99.93 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5788. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 99.93 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5789. | Schoko (8_is_my_gourou) | 99.93 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 5790. | Darshil (darshilshahbca) | 99.93 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 5791. | salomo (roadto5wpm) | 99.92 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5792. | Edward (edreeseg) | 99.92 | 95% | 2013-07-21 |
| 5793. | Abe (siege22) | 99.92 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 5794. | Andrew (subversiveasset) | 99.92 | 96% | 2012-06-11 |
| 5795. | Mansoor (mangotheyango) | 99.90 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 5796. | Type (jycide) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 5797. | swagzter (slurpman) | 99.90 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5798. | Christopher (strebor) | 99.90 | 92% | 2013-09-30 |
| 5799. | Nhân (hvnhan) | 99.90 | 94% | 2014-02-25 |
| 5800. | (╯°□°）╯ (aaltra) | 99.90 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5801. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 99.89 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 5802. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 99.89 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5803. | Timka (timkanagekitenshi) | 99.89 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 5804. | Ginny (jinnsterr) | 99.89 | 89% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5805. | Nick (nickaroo28) | 99.89 | 88% | 2014-12-17 |
| 5806. | Juro (seijuro808) | 99.88 | 99% | 2012-11-11 |
| 5807. | brian (kungfoofool) | 99.87 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5808. | Garrick (ratedvcu) | 99.87 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |