So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12831. | Nathanael (samuraipizzacat29) | 80.28 | 91% | 2012-05-29 |
| 12832. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 80.27 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12833. | Live (ugatyper) | 80.27 | 92% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12834. | Andrew (xj04129) | 80.27 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12835. | Tom (demarini) | 80.26 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 12836. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 80.26 | 97.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12837. | Maarten (maartenv) | 80.26 | 90% | 2015-11-15 |
| 12838. | Van Hoang (hoangelec) | 80.26 | 96% | 2014-09-15 |
| 12839. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 80.25 | 95% | 2022-03-21 |
| 12840. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 80.25 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12841. | Johan (turbongus) | 80.25 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 12842. | atef (atef_7534) | 80.25 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12843. | Saiya (zenger23) | 80.25 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 12844. | Max (sekuro) | 80.25 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 12845. | Olav (thederpygod) | 80.25 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12846. | Cursed (cursedrob) | 80.25 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 12847. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 80.24 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 12848. | Paolo (vugeio) | 80.24 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12849. | makayla (mgremlin) | 80.24 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 12850. | Christopher (strebor) | 80.24 | 91% | 2013-09-22 |
| 12851. | Dart (dartsidius) | 80.24 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 12852. | Sam (knuk) | 80.24 | 94% | 2014-06-19 |
| 12853. | Matthew (mstracy) | 80.23 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12854. | Trung (trungpb) | 80.23 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 12855. | Aline (alineteh) | 80.23 | 94% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12856. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 80.22 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12857. | David (drosen) | 80.22 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 12858. | Regalion (regalion) | 80.22 | 99% | 2015-05-10 |
| 12859. | Blender (taktisy) | 80.22 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
| 12860. | Pedo (fl0wycc) | 80.21 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |