The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8018. | asdf (abcdefghijklmnopqrstu... | 92.00 | 95% | 2014-06-12 |
| 8019. | Hiduok (hiduok) | 92.00 | 94% | 2015-03-29 |
| 8020. | Brent (brentjones333) | 92.00 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8021. | nec (necrolf) | 91.99 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 8022. | Carlos (mongrelion) | 91.99 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8023. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 91.99 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8024. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 91.99 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 8025. | Jon (jjoelson) | 91.99 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 8026. | Carl (greviepaug) | 91.99 | 95% | 2014-06-04 |
| 8027. | Reza (mreza0101) | 91.98 | 97.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| 8028. | Guest (unkenjosh) | 91.98 | 98.1% | 2025-05-07 |
| 8029. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 91.98 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 8030. | glaba (glaba) | 91.98 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 8031. | David (wavexz) | 91.98 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 8032. | JINJIN (isujin) | 91.98 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 8033. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 91.98 | 95% | 2013-03-12 |
| 8034. | Buri (qburi) | 91.97 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 8035. | governer soaks (socs_123) | 91.97 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8036. | blermingtonduck (blermingto... | 91.97 | 98% | 2024-08-22 |
| 8037. | Tony (shadyhd) | 91.97 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 8038. | Bob (straymind) | 91.97 | 97.4% | 2024-02-27 |
| 8039. | étoile (lucioledeluna) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8040. | Christopher (theqwertywarrior) | 91.97 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8041. | james (chilty14) | 91.97 | 97.6% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8042. | Chase (chasva) | 91.96 | 97.8% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8043. | Cameu (cameu) | 91.96 | 97.4% | 2025-01-10 |
| 8044. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8045. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 91.95 | 95% | 2015-12-24 |
| 8046. | Zaid (fastzaid) | 91.94 | 98% | 2025-02-28 |
| 8047. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 91.94 | 96% | 2013-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |