The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16887. | malew (jpen369) | 77.08 | 93.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 16888. | CF (cfoodc) | 77.08 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 16889. | thehand (thehand) | 77.08 | 98% | 2015-10-03 |
| 16890. | rayra (rayra24) | 77.08 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16891. | Lucio (lueiasho) | 77.08 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 16892. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 77.08 | 99% | 2018-11-02 |
| 16893. | dlvhdr (dlvhdr) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 16894. | mechacafe (mechacafe) | 77.07 | 97.6% | 2023-08-09 |
| 16895. | Vartan (davartan) | 77.07 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 16896. | Lt. Cmdr (zeman1337) | 77.07 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
| 16897. | Travis (7yl3r) | 77.07 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 16898. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16899. | Pat (patq) | 77.07 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 16900. | Odudu (emmillio) | 77.07 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 16901. | Daniel (danielrice) | 77.07 | 96% | 2012-08-04 |
| 16902. | Ali (ali024) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 16903. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 77.06 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 16904. | Zeno (zenorian) | 77.06 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 16905. | Aaron (strawman_) | 77.06 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16906. | Yani (theghak) | 77.06 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 16907. | Andrej (apalias) | 77.06 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 16908. | Jermaine (mj_procuber) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 16909. | sector (sector21) | 77.06 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| 16910. | Parth (omgatypo) | 77.06 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 16911. | Nix (albus_dumbledore) | 77.06 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 16912. | Elkhan (elkhan) | 77.05 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 16913. | samy (microwavebuzz) | 77.05 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 16914. | Jackson (brooms54) | 77.05 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 16915. | Stefan (stephen27) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 16916. | jaMart (jamart) | 77.05 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |