Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2166. | James (agentsss1) | 84.18 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2167. | Adam (dorfinator) | 84.17 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2168. | me_irl (powderer) | 84.16 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2169. | aim (aim2score) | 84.15 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2170. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 84.14 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 2171. | John (johncha15724) | 84.13 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2172. | Russian (russianemu27) | 84.11 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2173. | ju yun (schylarker) | 84.11 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2174. | Jay (jeepers19) | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2175. | Chetan (ch374n) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2176. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 84.09 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| 2177. | Calily (calilystar) | 84.09 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2178. | aj (peanut2004) | 84.08 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2179. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 84.08 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2180. | Simon (simonfunk123) | 84.06 | 99% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2181. | Emmet (akalio) | 84.06 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 2182. | ... (stratex) | 84.05 | 95% | 2019-03-11 |
| 2183. | lammi (lamie) | 84.04 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2184. | Hassan (ha559) | 84.03 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2185. | Jesse (sarrod) | 84.02 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2186. | Z (error_username_not_avail... | 84.01 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 2187. | Graham (graham152) | 84.00 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2188. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 83.99 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 2189. | I'm Bad (nssv101) | 83.98 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2190. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 83.98 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2191. | Ishaan (theishaanracer) | 83.98 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2192. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 83.97 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2193. | Heinz (diedich) | 83.97 | 95% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2194. | Lance (lanceboi) | 83.96 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2195. | Leo (leofuller) | 83.95 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |