The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18909. | T4R3K (t4r3k) | 73.81 | 88% | 2014-08-29 |
| 18910. | Roinad (azzeuss) | 73.81 | 96% | 2016-10-01 |
| 18911. | backtozero (knuckledoritos) | 73.81 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 18912. | Frederik (fedrico) | 73.81 | 92% | 2013-08-12 |
| 18913. | S (1ext) | 73.81 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 18914. | Manol (ari3s) | 73.80 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 18915. | Sam (samjm) | 73.80 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 18916. | Ignas (dryingcoke) | 73.80 | 96% | 2016-07-08 |
| 18917. | Sochetra (chetrapnc) | 73.80 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
| 18918. | me_irl (powderer) | 73.80 | 92% | 2017-05-23 |
| 18919. | AphroDuck (aphroduck) | 73.79 | 90% | 2017-05-28 |
| 18920. | mamser (mamser01) | 73.79 | 97.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 18921. | Tim (dreamaz) | 73.79 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 18922. | Eric (youresosilly) | 73.79 | 95.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 18923. | We are all one. (psi_) | 73.79 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 18924. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 73.79 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 18925. | L (lazlo23) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 18926. | Zviko (zvikov) | 73.78 | 96% | 2016-11-25 |
| 18927. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 73.78 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 18928. | govind (rockstar0101) | 73.78 | 98.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 18929. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 73.78 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 18930. | Phan Hoang (haidaila) | 73.78 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 18931. | Magnus (wowgnus) | 73.78 | 93% | 2013-04-09 |
| 18932. | Bernhard (str0hhut1) | 73.78 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 18933. | zoo-yen (zoo_yen) | 73.78 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 18934. | ds (demonspeed) | 73.78 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 18935. | Kyden (kanthracite) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18936. | Albert (mudbert) | 73.77 | 95% | 2013-08-22 |
| 18937. | Presiyan (presiyan15) | 73.77 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 18938. | Hai (haitathoc) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |