See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12943. | Daanish Rayn (daanish2004) | 73.33 | 96% | 2025-06-21 |
| 12944. | 🥑 (cezeitar) | 73.33 | 96.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 12945. | godspeed (xgodspeed) | 73.33 | 94% | 2021-07-24 |
| 12946. | Figani (figani) | 73.32 | 99.2% | 2025-02-12 |
| 12947. | urdad (urdad_1) | 73.32 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12948. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 73.32 | 94.8% | 2023-06-27 |
| 12949. | Nicholas (nicholaslaw07) | 73.32 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 12950. | Beau Garfunkel (beaugarfunkel) | 73.32 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 12951. | Name (defaultname) | 73.32 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| 12952. | Dylan (yokamaa) | 73.32 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 12953. | ILikeCuteCats (ilikecutecats) | 73.31 | 98% | 2026-02-07 |
| 12954. | Jan (janm2001) | 73.31 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 12955. | Xesnost (karnsukio) | 73.31 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12956. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12957. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 12958. | Josep (inventor2020) | 73.30 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12959. | Amarnath (stormprod) | 73.29 | 97% | 2025-03-17 |
| 12960. | Prithviraj (prithvi_1998) | 73.29 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 12961. | Desmond (night9sky) | 73.29 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 12962. | D (darueru241) | 73.28 | 97.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12963. | BATMAN (liine117) | 73.28 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12964. | George (yugmine) | 73.27 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 12965. | Kael (michael_deleon) | 73.27 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12966. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 73.27 | 100% | 2022-08-04 |
| 12967. | Joshua (joshuajunhee) | 73.26 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 12968. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 73.26 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 12969. | a (indian_panda) | 73.25 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12970. | mezrioui (mezrioui) | 73.25 | 98.8% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12971. | suman (sumanpreet) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12972. | Charm (charmful_programmer) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |