So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17204. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 72.70 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 17205. | Hassan (ha559) | 72.70 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 17206. | shila (shila) | 72.70 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17207. | cegprakash (cegprakash) | 72.70 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 17208. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 72.70 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 17209. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 72.70 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 17210. | s (88888888) | 72.69 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 17211. | b (savagesapien) | 72.69 | 97.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 17212. | Lukas (lukasdw) | 72.69 | 97.7% | 2023-05-31 |
| 17213. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 72.69 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 17214. | Luke (luketheduke58) | 72.69 | 91% | 2014-10-29 |
| 17215. | James (skittlz12) | 72.69 | 89% | 2011-09-14 |
| 17216. | MikeZuri (mike27) | 72.69 | 96% | 2014-05-12 |
| 17217. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 72.69 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 17218. | Silvia (silviabali) | 72.68 | 96% | 2014-08-13 |
| 17219. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 72.68 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 17220. | Tomasz (tomasf85) | 72.67 | 93% | 2016-03-21 |
| 17221. | Seann (ninfang) | 72.67 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
| 17222. | Petia (tryndamere90) | 72.67 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 17223. | Dothefig (dothefig) | 72.67 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 17224. | Görkem (gorkemsinirlioglu) | 72.67 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17225. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 72.67 | 91% | 2017-03-11 |
| 17226. | Douglas (douglasmm24) | 72.67 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17227. | StorMBasilisK (stormbasilisk) | 72.67 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 17228. | Sanjeev (sanjeevpanja) | 72.67 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 17229. | Sowrabh (sowrabh) | 72.67 | 97% | 2011-10-05 |
| 17230. | Nestor (jbato19) | 72.67 | 92% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17231. | Ae (aezharhu) | 72.66 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 17232. | kazuma (willysun7) | 72.66 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 17233. | Ziobr (ziobr) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |