I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6581. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 94.93 | 98% | 2023-11-17 |
| 6582. | Roger (rogereedos) | 94.93 | 96% | 2015-08-25 |
| 6583. | bakr (_bakr) | 94.92 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6584. | pong (darrenoyyp95) | 94.92 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 6585. | Will (chork256) | 94.91 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 6586. | Kiber (kiber8816) | 94.91 | 95% | 2024-05-15 |
| 6587. | coppuh (coppuh) | 94.90 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 6588. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6589. | Jeff (qwerty8979) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 6590. | dfoivn (player99) | 94.89 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6591. | Juan (juanyougay) | 94.89 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6592. | Ben (benolson8) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 6593. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 94.88 | 98.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 6594. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 6595. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 6596. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 94.88 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6597. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 94.87 | 97.6% | 2024-03-09 |
| 6598. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 94.87 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 6599. | counterintuitivity (stoploo... | 94.87 | 93% | 2016-06-18 |
| 6600. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 94.87 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 6601. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.86 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 6602. | Denis (carvedseven) | 94.85 | 97.2% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6603. | Never (neverhett) | 94.84 | 98% | 2024-07-13 |
| 6604. | Jack (eyther) | 94.84 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 6605. | Blob (blobberyblob) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6606. | Dmitry (___username___) | 94.84 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 6607. | Deiru (deiru) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6608. | fumofumbo (fumofumbo) | 94.82 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6609. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 94.82 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 6610. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 94.82 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |