The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9088. | JY731 (jy731) | 91.12 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9089. | person (imarealperson123) | 91.12 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9090. | B (archnaea) | 91.12 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9091. | Mike (jmut12000) | 91.12 | 95% | 2014-02-24 |
| 9092. | dude (udead1) | 91.11 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 9093. | HAHA chose me pls (hahachok... | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 9094. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 91.11 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
| 9095. | Severin (elmo96) | 91.10 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9096. | Winnie (win_) | 91.10 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9097. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 91.10 | 85% | 2015-12-19 |
| 9098. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 91.10 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 9099. | Bernard (booournz) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-08-25 |
| 9100. | Ryan (roadrash09) | 91.10 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9101. | futura (lafutura) | 91.10 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 9102. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 91.10 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
| 9103. | twitch.tv/blumintea (8lava) | 91.10 | 98% | 2016-06-17 |
| 9104. | kwang (unknownfame) | 91.09 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 9105. | counterintuitivity (stoploo... | 91.09 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
| 9106. | Kanao (kanao) | 91.09 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 9107. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 9108. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 91.09 | 100% | 2016-11-09 |
| 9109. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 91.09 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 9110. | Emily (emwalsh528) | 91.09 | 98% | 2011-07-31 |
| 9111. | David (pasta_whee) | 91.09 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
| 9112. | Quintino (quintino123) | 91.08 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9113. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 91.08 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9114. | Thomas (jukeno) | 91.08 | 90% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9115. | scott (skilledscott) | 91.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9116. | Jericho (joemamasucksballr) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9117. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 91.07 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |