Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1697. | Tired (tiredapple) | 84.08 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1698. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 84.06 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1699. | Joe (joec103) | 84.03 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 1700. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 83.99 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1701. | ol (billturbo) | 83.99 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1702. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 83.99 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1703. | Tim (bertardy) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1704. | Henry (drwolf) | 83.97 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1705. | Saul (sknifey) | 83.97 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1706. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 83.97 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1707. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 83.97 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1708. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 83.96 | 96% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1709. | Said (saidenhide) | 83.93 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1710. | Joe (warstolrem) | 83.93 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1711. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 83.92 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1712. | (lwycsrc) | 83.91 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1713. | Stop (stopcheating) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1714. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1715. | Kacper (szogun) | 83.88 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1716. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 83.87 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1717. | Max (convie) | 83.86 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1718. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 83.86 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1719. | Emily (emilybutler122) | 83.84 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1720. | Laco (koomp) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1721. | Ivan (agrus) | 83.84 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1722. | Joey (jmk1) | 83.83 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1723. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 83.81 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1724. | TypingIsProfound (improveyo... | 83.81 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1725. | Wyland (windytempest) | 83.80 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 1726. | Josef (mcblyat) | 83.79 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |