So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17728. | Johannes (joggi) | 71.80 | 91% | 2012-10-28 |
| 17729. | Abhay (abhaynayar) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17730. | Gormack (gormack) | 71.80 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 17731. | Daniel (daniel99526) | 71.80 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
| 17732. | Ja Rule (chuckiek) | 71.80 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 17733. | Clare (radioclare) | 71.79 | 92% | 2012-08-19 |
| 17734. | Matthew (sendaii) | 71.79 | 93% | 2012-10-01 |
| 17735. | Denis (l2p200iqplays) | 71.79 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 17736. | Luking4Luv (luking4luv) | 71.79 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 17737. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 71.79 | 100% | 2013-08-27 |
| 17738. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 71.79 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 17739. | 吳 (niky1979125) | 71.79 | 87% | 2012-05-21 |
| 17740. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 71.79 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 17741. | komikmangaid.blogspot.com (... | 71.79 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 17742. | Ian (mystery512) | 71.79 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 17743. | Emily (emwalsh528) | 71.79 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 17744. | KuganLanka (kugans) | 71.78 | 91% | 2012-01-15 |
| 17745. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 71.78 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 17746. | ehdl001 (edenhumbert) | 71.78 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17747. | Jorge (jfgf11) | 71.78 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17748. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 71.78 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 17749. | Kitty (kittysmith) | 71.78 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 17750. | Jacob (jgonzalez731) | 71.78 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 17751. | ROG Strix Scope II 96% Wire... | 71.77 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17752. | lodo4ka (lodo4ka) | 71.77 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 17753. | YNW Beans (ynw_beans) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 17754. | Daan (macdann6) | 71.77 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 17755. | RaN (ran2003) | 71.77 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 17756. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 71.77 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 17757. | cassuvita (cassuvita) | 71.77 | 94% | 2012-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |