So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6550. | Igor (skeef79) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 6551. | Steve (serialkiller) | 94.11 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 6552. | Kneena (hercule) | 94.10 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 6553. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 94.10 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 6554. | Varauk (varauk) | 94.10 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 6555. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 94.10 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 6556. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 94.10 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 6557. | Mark (faithless) | 94.10 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6558. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 94.09 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 6559. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 94.09 | 99.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6560. | farzan (farzanhges) | 94.09 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 6561. | Sean (saustintaylor) | 94.09 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 6562. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 94.08 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 6563. | yESssS_colemak (yessss_cole... | 94.08 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 6564. | Alexander (xxxaqxxx) | 94.08 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 6565. | xm (xunming) | 94.08 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 6566. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 94.07 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6567. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 6568. | Cenozos (cenozos) | 94.07 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 6569. | winber (winber1) | 94.07 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 6570. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6571. | asdf (abcdefghijklmnopqrstu... | 94.07 | 95% | 2014-08-19 |
| 6572. | j (stojec) | 94.07 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6573. | framespersecond (indires) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6574. | Liz (easwans) | 94.06 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6575. | lis (lisss) | 94.06 | 97.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6576. | ⚡️warrior typer (ahmadr... | 94.06 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 6577. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 94.05 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| 6578. | David (angels2002) | 94.05 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6579. | N (nrambo2000) | 94.05 | 95% | 2017-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |