The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11242. | wad (brambojambo) | 85.84 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 11243. | Michael (tricky_01) | 85.84 | 98% | 2024-06-09 |
| 11244. | David (davidthegreat) | 85.84 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 11245. | Jack (jackmorgan8) | 85.84 | 99% | 2019-01-10 |
| 11246. | bfs (justcardboard) | 85.84 | 90% | 2013-04-21 |
| 11247. | amyfrm18th (amyfrm18th) | 85.83 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 11248. | Astrag (astrag) | 85.83 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 11249. | Fast&Furious (olijoao) | 85.83 | 98.3% | 2024-11-17 |
| 11250. | Stoopy (stoopy777) | 85.83 | 96% | 2024-11-15 |
| 11251. | Kyan (ky_an) | 85.83 | 96% | 2024-10-09 |
| 11252. | dong (dongwater) | 85.83 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 11253. | The Aspirant (the_aspirant1) | 85.83 | 97% | 2024-01-19 |
| 11254. | Egg (organicegg) | 85.83 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11255. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 85.83 | 98% | 2025-05-07 |
| 11256. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 85.83 | 97.9% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11257. | Social (social_blunder) | 85.83 | 96% | 2011-09-08 |
| 11258. | plantgirlie (mlindorff) | 85.82 | 98% | 2025-01-08 |
| 11259. | Elluna (elluna) | 85.82 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 11260. | Marstam (marstam) | 85.82 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 11261. | Josh (scojos) | 85.82 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11262. | fatality (anurag9911) | 85.82 | 97.2% | 2025-04-01 |
| 11263. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 85.82 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11264. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 85.82 | 97% | 2015-01-11 |
| 11265. | Trim (tikkki) | 85.81 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 11266. | Angus (director7) | 85.81 | 98% | 2024-10-27 |
| 11267. | jaden_yalor (jadenyalor_) | 85.81 | 97% | 2025-02-07 |
| 11268. | Al Ain (laniaintreal) | 85.81 | 98% | 2024-03-29 |
| 11269. | Richard (richarddow) | 85.81 | 95.9% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11270. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 85.81 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11271. | Buck (watersquid) | 85.81 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |