The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24995. | (jaacobt) | 74.47 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24996. | Ivan (sakhman) | 74.47 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 24997. | Apinz (apinz) | 74.47 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 24998. | (poweriddd) | 74.47 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24999. | (ipodless) | 74.47 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 25000. | (waffles316) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 25001. | (amess92304) | 74.46 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 25002. | (caxis) | 74.46 | 95.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 25003. | (bikash_grg) | 74.45 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 25004. | (vort3xtyping) | 74.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 25005. | (lai_) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 25006. | (magmapants) | 74.44 | 95% | 2018-08-02 |
| 25007. | (jacoblee777) | 74.44 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 25008. | (parthmah) | 74.44 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 25009. | (mad792) | 74.44 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25010. | (nattel) | 74.44 | 96% | 2017-08-21 |
| 25011. | (therealr5) | 74.43 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 25012. | (aikohonoka) | 74.43 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 25013. | Gaylord (stinky136) | 74.43 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 25014. | (ayhatelove) | 74.43 | 89% | 2015-01-13 |
| 25015. | ranarison (niaina) | 74.43 | 98% | 2016-04-26 |
| 25016. | (aslipapan) | 74.43 | 97% | 2012-05-21 |
| 25017. | (empty007) | 74.43 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 25018. | (drochom) | 74.42 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 25019. | ;) (littlesprout) | 74.42 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 25020. | (halalbanian) | 74.42 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 25021. | (ajgad) | 74.42 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
| 25022. | Caxix (caxix) | 74.42 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 25023. | (bartonb12) | 74.42 | 97% | 2014-11-17 |
| 25024. | (skogaern) | 74.42 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |