Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11194. | Jesper (jesperkrogh) | 83.64 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
| 11195. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 83.64 | 98% | 2016-09-22 |
| 11196. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 83.64 | 96% | 2019-06-15 |
| 11197. | Lyle (lylesh) | 83.64 | 93% | 2015-09-01 |
| 11198. | dottedladybugmac (dottedlad... | 83.64 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 11199. | George (turtlerocker) | 83.64 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11200. | kinggimped (davers) | 83.64 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 11201. | Vikram (vikram031) | 83.64 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
| 11202. | Oleo (oleo) | 83.63 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 11203. | Taylor (typinggirl17) | 83.63 | 91% | 2015-12-12 |
| 11204. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 83.63 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 11205. | Salad Thieves (saladthieves) | 83.63 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 11206. | Patrick (symlink) | 83.63 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 11207. | Ben (god_0f_typing) | 83.63 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11208. | Alexandre (acolavin) | 83.63 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 11209. | Fractive (fractive) | 83.63 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11210. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 83.62 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11211. | Mikasa__TV (mikasa__tv) | 83.62 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 11212. | Philip (payhota) | 83.62 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 11213. | Vincent (memeboyadvanced) | 83.62 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 11214. | dyaems (dyaems) | 83.61 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
| 11215. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 83.61 | 94% | 2012-02-28 |
| 11216. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11217. | Daegeka (daegeka) | 83.61 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11218. | John (beefysalad69) | 83.61 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11219. | veirt (exlog) | 83.61 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11220. | Chase (chasericker003) | 83.60 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 11221. | Lukas (refusive) | 83.60 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
| 11222. | Joby (jobybabby) | 83.60 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11223. | l (lk128) | 83.60 | 97% | 2014-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |