I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13124. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 81.87 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 13125. | Victor (victorapham) | 81.86 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 13126. | colttheboltt (colttheboltt) | 81.86 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 13127. | Ethan (ethaaaaaaaaaan) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 13128. | Holly (runningnurse) | 81.86 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 13129. | Kenway (kenway316) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 13130. | Jun (whattoname) | 81.85 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 13131. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 81.85 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13132. | MDFG (zra3) | 81.85 | 94.7% | 2025-05-02 |
| 13133. | D (kazmasw) | 81.85 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13134. | totalz (totalz) | 81.85 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 13135. | Stipe (stipe200) | 81.85 | 90% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13136. | Daniel (shifu254) | 81.85 | 99.4% | 2024-02-28 |
| 13137. | Ankur (ankurdengla) | 81.84 | 97% | 2025-11-08 |
| 13138. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 13139. | Dovy (dofka258) | 81.84 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 13140. | Amir Zenelji (hercdisclosed) | 81.83 | 96.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 13141. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 81.83 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 13142. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 81.83 | 93% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13143. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13144. | Roland (radambc) | 81.83 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 13145. | OGtypershark (ogtypershark) | 81.82 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 13146. | Kikka (g8n_renzan) | 81.82 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 13147. | Sam (sam3456) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13148. | cat (catlinpng) | 81.81 | 97% | 2025-09-26 |
| 13149. | Diego (damg22) | 81.81 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 13150. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 81.81 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 13151. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 81.81 | 99% | 2024-09-20 |
| 13152. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 81.81 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 13153. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 81.80 | 95% | 2019-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |