So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13247. | Ath (irelandic) | 79.51 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 13248. | sunny (sunxuz) | 79.51 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 13249. | Jacob (daythewalker) | 79.50 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 13250. | ano (anomulc) | 79.50 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 13251. | pi (schi678) | 79.50 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 13252. | nathan (nt_nathan) | 79.50 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 13253. | Nick (soulless) | 79.50 | 96% | 2013-12-05 |
| 13254. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 79.50 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 13255. | Kevin (kevinmagic) | 79.50 | 90% | 2013-05-06 |
| 13256. | Ryan (onionz) | 79.50 | 92% | 2012-03-25 |
| 13257. | tstats[jimmy125] (jimmy125) | 79.50 | 85% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13258. | CodeWeaver (codeweaver) | 79.50 | 90% | 2015-05-08 |
| 13259. | Fábio (xred13) | 79.49 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 13260. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 79.49 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13261. | Jenna (beannie22) | 79.49 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 13262. | ks (sempiedram) | 79.49 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13263. | Jordan (traekk) | 79.48 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 13264. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 79.48 | 94% | 2022-11-20 |
| 13265. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 79.48 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13266. | Rapha (17r12m96k) | 79.48 | 98% | 2015-06-16 |
| 13267. | Max (maxzims) | 79.48 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13268. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 79.48 | 95% | 2013-09-07 |
| 13269. | jaret (jitterz) | 79.48 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 13270. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 79.47 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 13271. | Zach (swatman) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13272. | Kei 100 (kei100) | 79.47 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13273. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 79.47 | 95% | 2011-09-24 |
| 13274. | Aidan (aidan_) | 79.47 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 13275. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 79.46 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 13276. | bakr (_bakr) | 79.46 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |