As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2051. | dah (highrool) | 110.57 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
2052. | Khuong (khuongl) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
2053. | PsychoSaeko (psychosaeko) | 110.54 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
2054. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 110.54 | 99% | 2016-07-16 |
2055. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.53 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
2056. | Tom (cosmicac) | 110.53 | 91% | 2015-12-04 |
2057. | lvl 3 kunkka (dontcallmeslips) | 110.53 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
2058. | Zacharias (hippozacha) | 110.53 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
2059. | Stillow (stillow2) | 110.53 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
2060. | Sir Pickleton (cheeseafro) | 110.52 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
2061. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 110.51 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
2062. | Orianna (orianna) | 110.49 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
2063. | ApacheSparow (jimtheripper) | 110.49 | 99% | 2019-04-14 |
2064. | Z (ailius) | 110.47 | 95% | 2015-06-30 |
2065. | Jahed (jahed100) | 110.47 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
2066. | ㅤ (spou) | 110.47 | 99% | 2020-11-26 |
2067. | Thomas (aerimorla) | 110.44 | 93% | 2015-08-14 |
2068. | dtn (dvdn) | 110.44 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
2069. | Arvin (stillmatic) | 110.44 | 92% | 2016-09-23 |
2070. | Christian (amici117) | 110.42 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
2071. | Jing (oddishjing) | 110.42 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
2072. | Henri (enzzzx) | 110.41 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
2073. | Bamco (bamco) | 110.40 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
2074. | (chillzyycancode) | 110.39 | 96.6% | 2023-11-20 |
2075. | Wassup (andylocks) | 110.38 | 97% | 2024-01-12 |
2076. | somer (someradno) | 110.34 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
2077. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 110.34 | 96% | 2015-04-12 |
2078. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 110.33 | 97% | 2016-12-20 |
2079. | スレトロン (slethron) | 110.32 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
2080. | BUST (hl1925) | 110.32 | 98% | 2016-08-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |