So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23531. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 63.03 | 92% | 2020-05-24 |
| 23532. | Soberlols (soberlols) | 63.03 | 84% | 2013-12-20 |
| 23533. | Abhishek (mypracticesessions) | 63.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 23534. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 63.03 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 23535. | Cremozar (cremozar) | 63.02 | 94% | 2019-01-12 |
| 23536. | mamisaranghae (kylasister) | 63.02 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 23537. | Hugh (slowin) | 63.01 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 23538. | Karan (karanbains) | 63.01 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 23539. | TemporalJam (temporaljam) | 63.01 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23540. | rabbit (rabbitlove) | 63.01 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 23541. | Aaron (electrofox) | 63.01 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 23542. | naveen (slumdog) | 63.01 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 23543. | Sven (paindevil07) | 63.00 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
| 23544. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 63.00 | 97% | 2015-08-14 |
| 23545. | milo (mhylooo) | 63.00 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 23546. | kirb (kirb) | 63.00 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 23547. | Ramazan (kalash) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23548. | Adwin (adwxnz) | 62.99 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 23549. | Andrew (craxon_is_baackk) | 62.99 | 95% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23550. | Carr (theorangeguy) | 62.99 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 23551. | Ben (bjohn994) | 62.99 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 23552. | Steph (stezza) | 62.99 | 95% | 2011-09-30 |
| 23553. | Scott (1159) | 62.99 | 88% | 2016-12-21 |
| 23554. | Mathias (basakz) | 62.98 | 90% | 2012-11-03 |
| 23555. | Pcb (fer66naget) | 62.98 | 88% | 2015-09-28 |
| 23556. | Michael (michael_pae) | 62.98 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 23557. | Marek (mocno_szaleje) | 62.98 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 23558. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 62.98 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 23559. | thehand (thehand) | 62.98 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 23560. | tair (sohhab_001) | 62.98 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |