The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10501. | ccct (fastleopard) | 46.02 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 10502. | Shane (shanelyons1020) | 46.02 | 92.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 10503. | Eduardo (drakulla23) | 46.02 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 10504. | toi la toi (toilatoi) | 46.02 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 10505. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 46.01 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 10506. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 46.01 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 10507. | qbaracerr (qbajanowski) | 46.01 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 10508. | Laura (laura3) | 46.01 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 10509. | Koby (kobs222) | 46.00 | 86% | 2015-04-24 |
| 10510. | Kamillegnom (amillegnom) | 46.00 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 10511. | Pramod (pramod420) | 46.00 | 93% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10512. | Admin (admin_og) | 46.00 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
| 10513. | Shane (jameswhite84) | 46.00 | 96% | 2016-12-14 |
| 10514. | tha (danhtha) | 46.00 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 10515. | Lewis (lewbro27) | 45.99 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 10516. | govind (rockstar0101) | 45.99 | 91% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10517. | Aji (ajimathew) | 45.98 | 93% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10518. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 45.98 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 10519. | Steven (stevn) | 45.98 | 93% | 2013-12-13 |
| 10520. | Amartya (im_amartya) | 45.97 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 10521. | Renz Albert (renz_tec_18) | 45.97 | 96.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10522. | Tiep (nguyenvantiep) | 45.97 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 10523. | BosZ (snickwun) | 45.97 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 10524. | shanntu (shanntu) | 45.97 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 10525. | argelfaster (foopoop) | 45.97 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 10526. | Jack (jackattack954) | 45.96 | 96% | 2014-02-01 |
| 10527. | navid (fta_boy) | 45.96 | 94% | 2013-01-08 |
| 10528. | brayden (bray527) | 45.96 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 10529. | Malek (malek_swagger) | 45.96 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 10530. | hemanth (tirupatihemanthkumar) | 45.96 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |