So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31829. | damodar (sikandarsir) | 48.39 | 92% | 2012-05-30 |
| 31830. | (ahmed_rabie_eg) | 48.38 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| 31831. | (callowblack) | 48.38 | 94% | 2021-12-03 |
| 31832. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 48.38 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 31833. | Vasilis (vasilisgeo) | 48.38 | 98% | 2014-09-19 |
| 31834. | Rafael (rafandrews) | 48.38 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 31835. | stranger (courage_iberg) | 48.37 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 31836. | (enmendurana) | 48.37 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 31837. | (northiree) | 48.37 | 92% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31838. | (awnvar) | 48.37 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 31839. | (ulyartisitumorang06@gmail... | 48.37 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 31840. | gerald (gerald) | 48.37 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 31841. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 48.36 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 31842. | (manito) | 48.36 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 31843. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 48.36 | 92% | 2022-04-11 |
| 31844. | sokleap (sokleap) | 48.36 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 31845. | (koalaahhh) | 48.35 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 31846. | (alexbel) | 48.35 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 31847. | (brad9181) | 48.35 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 31848. | (radost_bitija) | 48.35 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 31849. | (dtkolb12) | 48.35 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 31850. | Stevie (steviewonder) | 48.35 | 92% | 2017-02-18 |
| 31851. | Lance (l_nce) | 48.35 | 83% | 2017-01-22 |
| 31852. | (philmi) | 48.35 | 92% | 2016-07-05 |
| 31853. | (santtumann) | 48.35 | 96% | 2014-10-05 |
| 31854. | (juzzamjinn) | 48.35 | 90% | 2012-08-02 |
| 31855. | (devasai007) | 48.35 | 92% | 2017-04-08 |
| 31856. | Carlos (saturnino) | 48.34 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 31857. | (monnerford) | 48.33 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 31858. | Buchock (buchok) | 48.33 | 91% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |