The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3279. | Joseph (iforgorr) | 60.99 | 93.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3280. | Krisada (icy_snowydoggy) | 60.99 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 3281. | Toilybay (tikava) | 60.99 | 94.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 3282. | alok (alokt5337) | 60.99 | 94% | 2012-08-04 |
| 3283. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 60.99 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 3284. | Dawned (dawned) | 60.99 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 3285. | monty (mintos) | 60.98 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| 3286. | DonDon (don918) | 60.98 | 92% | 2014-01-25 |
| 3287. | Ozan (homtiri) | 60.97 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 3288. | Pawel (japi) | 60.97 | 97% | 2012-08-13 |
| 3289. | Christian (enermaster) | 60.97 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 3290. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 60.96 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 3291. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 60.96 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 3292. | Mateja (matajenajjaci) | 60.96 | 95.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 3293. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 60.96 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3294. | annie (abbagab) | 60.96 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 3295. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 60.95 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 3296. | Liran (lirux) | 60.95 | 95% | 2013-10-24 |
| 3297. | Gus (typed0g) | 60.95 | 93% | 2014-07-12 |
| 3298. | Steve (steves) | 60.95 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 3299. | saqib (saqib19) | 60.95 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 3300. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 60.95 | 95% | 2018-07-07 |
| 3301. | James (leeroy909) | 60.94 | 88% | 2015-11-21 |
| 3302. | Emi (obitoke) | 60.94 | 94.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3303. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 60.94 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 3304. | Adnan (adnan11) | 60.94 | 92% | 2016-12-07 |
| 3305. | Damir (damirme) | 60.94 | 98% | 2013-05-23 |
| 3306. | Nicolas (twisternick) | 60.92 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 3307. | Andy (hukian541) | 60.92 | 94% | 2017-06-16 |
| 3308. | chabasakina (chabasakinatr) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |