Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16255. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 16256. | Luke (doleo) | 74.70 | 90% | 2014-08-30 |
| 16257. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 74.70 | 96% | 2012-02-19 |
| 16258. | totoro (xiangchen) | 74.70 | 95% | 2017-11-22 |
| 16259. | lurak (lurak2131) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 16260. | cal (cal_boy) | 74.70 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 16261. | Jam (meetbol) | 74.70 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 16262. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 74.70 | 95% | 2014-12-05 |
| 16263. | G.Hammer (ghmdc52) | 74.70 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 16264. | E dog (evan819) | 74.69 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 16265. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 74.69 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 16266. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 74.68 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 16267. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 74.68 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 16268. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 74.68 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 16269. | The (theshank) | 74.68 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 16270. | Stannous (stannous) | 74.68 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 16271. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 74.67 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 16272. | Hanis (hanis) | 74.67 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 16273. | Mads (mads_getra) | 74.67 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 16274. | Brandon (brandstand) | 74.67 | 99% | 2013-08-13 |
| 16275. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 74.67 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 16276. | L (avidbiscuit_5905) | 74.67 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16277. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 74.67 | 95% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16278. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 74.66 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 16279. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 74.66 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 16280. | Practice makes Perfect ツ ... | 74.66 | 92% | 2016-05-24 |
| 16281. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 74.66 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 16282. | Dmitry (xallt) | 74.66 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16283. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 74.66 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 16284. | Midgiott (midgiott) | 74.66 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |