So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5361. | sleepy (sleepy_tf) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5362. | Aidan (zoreoam) | 97.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5363. | Aaron (airpu) | 97.93 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 5364. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 97.93 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
| 5365. | 🐌 (anonion) | 97.93 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5366. | azzm (typefreaks) | 97.93 | 98% | 2011-12-03 |
| 5367. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 97.92 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 5368. | Tristan (xdtristan) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5369. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5370. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5371. | Nam (theshiznut) | 97.91 | 97% | 2016-04-26 |
| 5372. | Spencer (spencerb) | 97.91 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5373. | Michael (v3spula) | 97.91 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5374. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.91 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 5375. | ehe (aeronsic) | 97.90 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5376. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 97.90 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
| 5377. | Stephen (stevenick) | 97.89 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 5378. | e (edvinb) | 97.89 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 5379. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| 5380. | Ligma (eat_water_type_fast) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5381. | Guy (guyeveryonehates) | 97.87 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 5382. | TOP (man_stop) | 97.87 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 5383. | Marcel (zyphx) | 97.87 | 99% | 2016-09-18 |
| 5384. | M (methawatc) | 97.87 | 99% | 2018-09-29 |
| 5385. | onbloodronaldoisthegoat (on... | 97.86 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5386. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 97.86 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5387. | Dylan (robott) | 97.86 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5388. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.86 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 5389. | bad toy (btoy) | 97.86 | 99% | 2011-07-29 |
| 5390. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 97.85 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |