The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6304. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 98.26 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 6305. | Justin (justinngordon) | 98.26 | 98% | 2013-10-07 |
| 6306. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 98.25 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 6307. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 98.25 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 6308. | benben (20iq) | 98.25 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6309. | Aon (aond) | 98.24 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 6310. | the best shoe (shoerims) | 98.24 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 6311. | Nano (nanohezna) | 98.24 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 6312. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 98.24 | 92% | 2013-04-10 |
| 6313. | 🏎️Zermist(washedup) (9... | 98.23 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 6314. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 98.23 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 6315. | Lev (lordbattler) | 98.23 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 6316. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 98.23 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
| 6317. | Manu (basuramanu) | 98.22 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 6318. | Lieuwe (lieuwex) | 98.22 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 6319. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 98.22 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 6320. | seth (steve321) | 98.21 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 6321. | Kris (incept) | 98.21 | 98% | 2015-03-29 |
| 6322. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 98.21 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 6323. | Gramoz (gramozkr) | 98.20 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 6324. | Alexander (aptu22) | 98.20 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 6325. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 98.20 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 6326. | Tony (violinplayer) | 98.20 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 6327. | zoger (blade8227) | 98.20 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 6328. | Ryan (xdsmileydx) | 98.19 | 98% | 2016-02-16 |
| 6329. | Maize (maizerowan) | 98.19 | 98% | 2017-04-04 |
| 6330. | G (imortallix) | 98.18 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 6331. | Paul (niceonebrah) | 98.18 | 95% | 2013-10-26 |
| 6332. | . (judger_) | 98.18 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 6333. | celimo (celimo) | 98.18 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |