Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2520. | (razvanel7) | 109.23 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2521. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 109.22 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 2522. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 109.22 | 97% | 2013-11-17 |
| 2523. | (patloh91) | 109.22 | 96% | 2012-08-30 |
| 2524. | (chopst1cksss) | 109.22 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2525. | (costcofaide) | 109.22 | 100% | 2023-02-24 |
| 2526. | (indiekush) | 109.21 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2527. | Alexander (olekpark) | 109.20 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2528. | Justin (feryll) | 109.19 | 99% | 2016-04-28 |
| 2529. | (sblankg) | 109.19 | 96.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2530. | (lolwut9001) | 109.18 | 93% | 2017-03-14 |
| 2531. | (davidjohnston20) | 109.18 | 98.4% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2532. | Teegey (teegey) | 109.16 | 98% | 2017-10-25 |
| 2533. | (themadapple) | 109.15 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 2534. | Shaun (elterrible) | 109.14 | 97% | 2014-05-30 |
| 2535. | (causenetsofv) | 109.14 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 2536. | (stereo) | 109.13 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 2537. | Brian (existentialism) | 109.12 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 2538. | (zyrrac2) | 109.12 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 2539. | Zerith the Magnificent (zer... | 109.10 | 92% | 2013-06-28 |
| 2540. | ALPS (alps) | 109.10 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 2541. | (johnmb8) | 109.06 | 91% | 2012-06-14 |
| 2542. | (martinmksiu) | 109.06 | 100% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2543. | Boom (moeroach) | 109.06 | 100% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2544. | Igor (skeef79) | 109.06 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 2545. | (thehappycatfelix) | 109.06 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 2546. | Adam (korexican) | 109.06 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2547. | (chrissie911) | 109.05 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 2548. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 109.05 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 2549. | Cadence (cadence_workman) | 109.04 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |