The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8182. | (haven) | 104.81 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 8183. | (pchen) | 104.81 | 98% | 2013-02-06 |
| 8184. | (cchang) | 104.81 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 8185. | (ausmanbossman) | 104.81 | 98% | 2017-03-17 |
| 8186. | (elliot_notts) | 104.81 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 8187. | (westsidepride) | 104.81 | 100% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8188. | Tori (toreally) | 104.80 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8189. | (bparker) | 104.80 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
| 8190. | (tomino) | 104.80 | 99% | 2014-12-19 |
| 8191. | (concludedrope18) | 104.79 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 8192. | (jinf931) | 104.79 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 8193. | (rikaard) | 104.79 | 100% | 2011-12-21 |
| 8194. | (marceless_lopl) | 104.79 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| 8195. | (danielbillette@hotmail.com) | 104.79 | 97% | 2014-11-25 |
| 8196. | (sylvos) | 104.79 | 91% | 2013-10-03 |
| 8197. | (k00lperson) | 104.79 | 91% | 2012-06-29 |
| 8198. | (sim007) | 104.78 | 99% | 2020-03-31 |
| 8199. | (sandy23) | 104.78 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 8200. | (dualius) | 104.78 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8201. | (phtevphs) | 104.78 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 8202. | (mrcynric) | 104.78 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 8203. | (stereo) | 104.78 | 99% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8204. | (gtswpm150) | 104.78 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 8205. | (tombertoli) | 104.77 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8206. | (huynhcongminh) | 104.77 | 96% | 2012-07-28 |
| 8207. | Daniel (dmdque) | 104.76 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
| 8208. | (ewc340) | 104.76 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 8209. | mlhhsie (mlhhsie) | 104.75 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 8210. | (newbern) | 104.75 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 8211. | (21_hugo) | 104.75 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |