So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5242. | Hollis Holmes#Lynn (odareal... | 97.86 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5243. | (onbloodronaldoisthegoat) | 97.86 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5244. | (robott) | 97.86 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5245. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.86 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 5246. | (btoy) | 97.86 | 99% | 2011-07-29 |
| 5247. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 97.85 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 5248. | HoldMyBeer (holdmybeer_) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5249. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 97.85 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
| 5250. | (martinmksiu) | 97.85 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 5251. | (hjrand1005) | 97.84 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5252. | (eyeska) | 97.84 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5253. | (albert98) | 97.84 | 97% | 2014-12-05 |
| 5254. | Nick (speedracer013) | 97.83 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5255. | (sarcasmsc) | 97.83 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5256. | ruru (awestrike) | 97.83 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5257. | (duckyfire) | 97.83 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
| 5258. | Jonathan (insanegamerwow) | 97.82 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5259. | (majesticalex) | 97.82 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5260. | (dannyboythezombie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
| 5261. | (bobross420) | 97.82 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 5262. | (stereo) | 97.82 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 5263. | (triplek3) | 97.81 | 99% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5264. | (sagacity) | 97.81 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 5265. | (maruchan) | 97.81 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5266. | (iganatoliy) | 97.80 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5267. | (jeff9690) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5268. | (xxomg74) | 97.80 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 5269. | David (davidsj) | 97.80 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 5270. | (dalineth) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5271. | Aman (aman.world@gmail.com) | 97.78 | 99% | 2013-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |