The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24316. | TAYAR (eltyar) | 64.90 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 24317. | Will (wfwcowboys) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 24318. | pat (pattyboy60) | 64.90 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 24319. | BeepBeep (corsairshadow) | 64.90 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 24320. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 24321. | vircatro (vircatro) | 64.90 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 24322. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 64.90 | 92% | 2013-09-20 |
| 24323. | Isszack (stinglikeabeaver) | 64.89 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 24324. | lieky (liekyw) | 64.89 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 24325. | 4K (not4k) | 64.89 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 24326. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 64.89 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 24327. | Junya (juniadvorakf) | 64.89 | 97% | 2016-06-21 |
| 24328. | Ilio (oili1) | 64.89 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 24329. | Nauman (scropio83) | 64.89 | 92% | 2012-02-08 |
| 24330. | oli (olijuice) | 64.89 | 93% | 2015-10-26 |
| 24331. | Misticati (misticati) | 64.89 | 96% | 2012-04-05 |
| 24332. | Stephen (stephensantilli) | 64.88 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 24333. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 64.88 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 24334. | 风中凌乱的小蜜桃 (y... | 64.88 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| 24335. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 64.88 | 88% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24336. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 64.87 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24337. | Mike (mtwomey) | 64.87 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 24338. | Blue (bluey6mbd) | 64.87 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 24339. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 64.87 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24340. | EJ (ejglobal) | 64.86 | 94.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24341. | Vanesa (vanesa2943) | 64.86 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 24342. | Popupro (popupro) | 64.86 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 24343. | Lightning (lightningfastt) | 64.86 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 24344. | Spartan Warrior (gerogeka1111) | 64.86 | 94% | 2021-11-01 |
| 24345. | Simon (cimon423) | 64.86 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |