So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26834. | Doug (failure28) | 57.81 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 26835. | Penny (hellopenny) | 57.81 | 98% | 2012-12-27 |
| 26836. | Number687 (number687) | 57.80 | 94% | 2023-04-30 |
| 26837. | Muhammad (khytron) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26838. | 🖕 :) 🖕 (nastyninja) | 57.80 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 26839. | aymen (aymenalwh) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 26840. | Jean (jeanstev) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 26841. | DiCaprioz (gagah) | 57.80 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 26842. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 57.80 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26843. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 57.80 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 26844. | Ian (matcher23) | 57.80 | 89% | 2016-04-29 |
| 26845. | Bash (bashark) | 57.80 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 26846. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 57.79 | 96.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 26847. | khoinhalam (khoinhalam) | 57.79 | 94% | 2021-08-13 |
| 26848. | Citra (citra13) | 57.79 | 93% | 2014-10-22 |
| 26849. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 57.79 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 26850. | Austin (austinstark407) | 57.78 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 26851. | Sridhar (cure_kiddo) | 57.78 | 88% | 2011-11-10 |
| 26852. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 57.78 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 26853. | Stephen (stephenrocks8) | 57.78 | 92% | 2015-03-18 |
| 26854. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 57.78 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 26855. | hao (khonggiatu) | 57.78 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 26856. | abart (abart711) | 57.78 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 26857. | Tom (kacpix) | 57.77 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 26858. | GXFighter (gxfighter) | 57.77 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 26859. | つき (tsuki24) | 57.77 | 94.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 26860. | Clarence (freezegoldz) | 57.77 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 26861. | Zerith (zerith) | 57.77 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 26862. | Shareta (shareta) | 57.77 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 26863. | Tarrega (tarrega) | 57.76 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |