I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15987. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 72.91 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 15988. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 72.91 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 15989. | Tree (treenipples) | 72.90 | 95% | 2025-04-10 |
| 15990. | (singalong_monkey) | 72.90 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 15991. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 72.90 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 15992. | Juan David (garri1105) | 72.90 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 15993. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 72.90 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| 15994. | Rasta (rastaman_1994) | 72.90 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 15995. | Zhaofeng (zhaofonk) | 72.89 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 15996. | HenIsTheMan (henry_lim) | 72.89 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 15997. | the_rizzler_69 (the_rizzler... | 72.88 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| 15998. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 72.88 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 15999. | Eric (thiccbrick) | 72.88 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 16000. | YJ (frankyusa0409) | 72.88 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 16001. | Alezandra (redchaos217) | 72.88 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 16002. | Alex (itzaliftw) | 72.88 | 91% | 2017-01-16 |
| 16003. | Steve (stephen_speed) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 16004. | Josue (jsevzq) | 72.87 | 96.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 16005. | hamzah (hamzahzzs) | 72.87 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 16006. | fr9nny (frxnny) | 72.87 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 16007. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 72.86 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 16008. | NGONO (mnae) | 72.86 | 95.9% | 2024-09-09 |
| 16009. | Allen (agginham) | 72.86 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 16010. | Rallyracer (rallyracer_08) | 72.85 | 95% | 2023-07-19 |
| 16011. | JARYN WYRICK (saltover9000) | 72.85 | 95% | 2024-08-06 |
| 16012. | Vinex (vinex0) | 72.85 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16013. | Paul (slowfast98) | 72.85 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
| 16014. | Mladen (srbj3t) | 72.85 | 97.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 16015. | Yee (yeeeehaaaaww) | 72.84 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 16016. | bang chan luvr (neotech_209) | 72.84 | 96.9% | 2023-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |