Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8236. | Mau (walfare_12) | 89.82 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8237. | Ato (atorization123) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 8238. | Nick (nicklol11) | 89.82 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 8239. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 89.81 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8240. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 89.81 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 8241. | Devin (distortedharmony) | 89.80 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8242. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 89.80 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 8243. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 89.80 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 8244. | anubha (agoop) | 89.80 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 8245. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 89.80 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| 8246. | Abhinav (abhinavpal0987) | 89.80 | 95.3% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8247. | Zack (zacktypesandstuff) | 89.79 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 8248. | Marek (ksydry) | 89.79 | 96% | 2017-03-30 |
| 8249. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 89.79 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8250. | tivo (tivotavo) | 89.79 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 8251. | Jed (shpiegel) | 89.79 | 92% | 2015-12-10 |
| 8252. | Stephen (stephen646) | 89.78 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 8253. | KK (beatmeifyoucan) | 89.78 | 96% | 2013-09-24 |
| 8254. | Santika (setres8) | 89.78 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 8255. | Tom (combsto) | 89.77 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 8256. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 89.77 | 95% | 2012-07-28 |
| 8257. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 89.76 | 96% | 2014-05-08 |
| 8258. | Goodfish (goodfish) | 89.76 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 8259. | Paulian (paulian7) | 89.76 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8260. | Scott (girardls199) | 89.75 | 95% | 2011-06-16 |
| 8261. | Enoch (enozservant) | 89.75 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 8262. | Eve (evehelin) | 89.75 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 8263. | Jaden (slow_jaden) | 89.75 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8264. | Guest (bryce51202) | 89.74 | 95% | 2014-07-17 |
| 8265. | qwert (qwert_13) | 89.74 | 98% | 2015-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |