Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5234. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 49.78 | 95% | 2019-12-02 |
5235. | a (stanrude) | 49.78 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
5236. | tapan (psydelix) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
5237. | Mikhail (limedimenine) | 49.77 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
5238. | Kim (rsoler) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
5239. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
5240. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 49.74 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
5241. | yoxu (yoxu) | 49.73 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
5242. | per (crusaderking1) | 49.73 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
5243. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 49.72 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
5244. | Azzren (azzrenvp) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
5245. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
5246. | Bayram (turkmen) | 49.69 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
5247. | Im (me_slow_bad) | 49.66 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
5248. | swint (shwint) | 49.64 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
5249. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 49.63 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
5250. | Stephanie (stephanie83) | 49.57 | 94% | 2018-02-08 |
5251. | Dragger (eatton2000) | 49.56 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
5252. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 49.55 | 92% | 2021-08-09 |
5253. | Kryštof (kxtof) | 49.54 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
5254. | aslipapa (vision007) | 49.52 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
5255. | LongGone (byejack123) | 49.51 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
5256. | Nishchay (nishchay5) | 49.50 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
5257. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 49.50 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
5258. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 49.44 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
5259. | Markus (markustelser) | 49.40 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
5260. | Anet (tenao) | 49.40 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
5261. | ahmed (admica) | 49.38 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
5262. | SpicyCatGames (silverbolt777) | 49.38 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
5263. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 49.35 | 94% | 2020-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |