Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26846. | Sarah (mzzsarahx3) | 58.41 | 86% | 2014-06-07 |
| 26847. | Fluffy (musketeer) | 58.41 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 26848. | WhoCanTeach100wpm? (leo88) | 58.41 | 99% | 2011-07-20 |
| 26849. | Rick (rozaybozay) | 58.40 | 90% | 2016-04-13 |
| 26850. | Chester (kocompo) | 58.40 | 95.7% | 2023-06-24 |
| 26851. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 58.40 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 26852. | Fedrick (freddybofte) | 58.40 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 26853. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 58.40 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 26854. | Jimmy (svenove) | 58.40 | 97% | 2016-10-22 |
| 26855. | kumar (kumarb) | 58.40 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 26856. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 58.39 | 91% | 2022-06-14 |
| 26857. | wonderstruck (wonderstruck16) | 58.39 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 26858. | carlo (burking1231) | 58.39 | 94% | 2021-04-25 |
| 26859. | Nour (theshorty) | 58.39 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 26860. | dinh (zinzin_1502) | 58.39 | 91% | 2012-05-19 |
| 26861. | August (august64) | 58.39 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 26862. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 58.38 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 26863. | M (amphaboss) | 58.38 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 26864. | Spencer (deadlyz) | 58.38 | 91% | 2013-12-14 |
| 26865. | asfd (gemaayan97) | 58.38 | 92% | 2014-01-30 |
| 26866. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 58.38 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26867. | stephan (stephan_t) | 58.38 | 94% | 2019-04-07 |
| 26868. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 58.38 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 26869. | Claire (claireclaire) | 58.37 | 94% | 2022-06-05 |
| 26870. | guhard (guhardos) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 26871. | Brent (brentdrns) | 58.37 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 26872. | Logan (ferro_majiin) | 58.37 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 26873. | Gyula (thepaleking_96) | 58.37 | 98.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 26874. | ghaws (ghaws) | 58.37 | 94% | 2021-11-08 |
| 26875. | Quinn (lick_m3) | 58.37 | 99% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |