The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9242. | Nigel (nigelhaha) | 48.53 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 9243. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 48.53 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 9244. | Gaurang (gaurang14) | 48.53 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 9245. | ibrar (ibrar2kt) | 48.52 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 9246. | Amulya (neelamnator) | 48.52 | 91% | 2012-10-20 |
| 9247. | Noobiessss (hassani553) | 48.52 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9248. | Max (maxwong) | 48.52 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 9249. | Ali (aliabdelrahman) | 48.51 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 9250. | mark (sidemark) | 48.51 | 94.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9251. | yannick (yannickbaze) | 48.51 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9252. | K (littlemog) | 48.51 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 9253. | philiplol (philiplollll) | 48.51 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 9254. | Maria (mari718) | 48.51 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 9255. | casfrank (casfrank) | 48.51 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 9256. | Eden (edeng) | 48.51 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 9257. | sagar (sagar2) | 48.51 | 93% | 2013-07-12 |
| 9258. | binu (skywalker) | 48.50 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 9259. | stephan (stephan_t) | 48.50 | 86% | 2015-03-01 |
| 9260. | Drake (techboy81) | 48.50 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 9261. | Gabriel (azomio) | 48.50 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 9262. | Nispis (kostiskond) | 48.50 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9263. | Guddu (guddu86) | 48.50 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9264. | Sean (manbeervark) | 48.50 | 93% | 2014-01-25 |
| 9265. | Kush (geeky_noob) | 48.49 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9266. | Zach (smileys) | 48.49 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9267. | Nakoa Blue (ashleet) | 48.49 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9268. | unholy (virus_) | 48.49 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9269. | Abhishek Kandulna (akabhi) | 48.49 | 94.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 9270. | kidz (kiefer) | 48.49 | 96% | 2013-10-28 |
| 9271. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 48.49 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |